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I figured I've probably been neglecting all of my friends out in internet-land for too long, so here's something I found highly amusing:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I set [livejournal.com profile] soujiro_seta's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] hiroki92's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] roketto_baibii (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] kyo_mo_mo a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (836 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
theminno

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There was also one where I ruled Duluth Minnosota as a cruel and heartless dictator and killed [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda in a mass genocide, but that was offset by my saving a bus full of Angolan nuns and giving a life saving bone marrow transplant to somebody. Alas.

~The Minno
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