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Wow. Sorry for letting my journal languish away in LJ-limbo like that. The good news is, now that I've come down with a severe case of insomnia, I'll probably be able to update much more. Of course, they'll probably be a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish caused by sleep-induced hysteria. I can see it now:

"Dude, the weasels were jumping up and down in the barley butter, but then the cupcakes stole my pogo stick. And then... AHA! BEANS!

But no matter. Those pandas'll come crawling back the first time their check bounces. Yeah. Hah. I can get on just fine without 'em. I bet they're in league with the grapefruit anyway.

Current Mood: Ovaltine
Current Music: Pickled Herring!"

Then again, that sounds like about 98% of my posts anyway.

Oh well.

I've gotta go now, but I'll update later in the week with more stuff. Honestly. What? Why are you laughing like that?

~The Minno
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I figured I've probably been neglecting all of my friends out in internet-land for too long, so here's something I found highly amusing:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I set [ profile] soujiro_seta's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put gum in [ profile] hiroki92's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I bought porn for [ profile] roketto_baibii (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave [ profile] kyo_mo_mo a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (836 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

There was also one where I ruled Duluth Minnosota as a cruel and heartless dictator and killed [ profile] cleolinda in a mass genocide, but that was offset by my saving a bus full of Angolan nuns and giving a life saving bone marrow transplant to somebody. Alas.

~The Minno
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